Celebrity Plastic Surgerys #1

Ive decided to write a series on various celebrities and their plastic surgery adventures.
The first one is THE HILLS star HEIDI MONTAG



She had 10 procedures. She also had a back scoop WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT IT EVEN WAS!!
Now she cant hug, or jog because she is a stupid plastic freak.
She used to be a pretty girl she was just fine, her facial work is OK but her breasts are ridiculous its so stupid.
She even said

"I actually want larger breasts but I cant legally do that right now. The legal limit is 800cc and I have 700cc currently."

She looks so stupid and why in the hell would anyone want to give up being able to do simple things just to make themselves look like a stupid freak?
I decided to take a poll and see what 10 men and 10 women thought of her new...silicon.

THE WOMEN WHO LIKED IT: 0
THE MEN WHO LIKED IT: 1..he said "that's only because now she has floatation devices and I don't have to worry about hearing of another whores death for 3 straight months on the radio"
The men who HATED IT: ALL 10 OF THEM ^^^ THE GUY WHO LIKED IT WAS JOKING OBVIOUSLY ABOUT LIKING HER NEW LOOK.



I mean really give up hugging? And why does she need them so big?? Soon she wont be able to carry them around she looks sooo stupid, I guess she wants to look like this:



TOTALLY RIDICULOUS!!!!

Is she soo desperate for more media attention she feels the need to sink to such shallow motives?

What do you think??
Who else would you like to read about the plastic surgery of?
Would you ever get plastic surgery done? On what? Why?