Monday, April 26, 2010

Jessica Simspon Has Hit A New Low

Many people have heard about her new show called " The Price Of Beauty"
I watched the first episode, where she and her friends went to Thailand and although the concept of the show when I saw it advertised seemed like an intresting thing to watch I found it insulting, stupid, shallow and wastful of ones time.

Not to mention the fact that shes all beauty is so overrated or whatever bullshit shes playing is fake, she was one of those vapid whores!
I doubt she suddenly had a redemption and in the show I heard them making fun of ones hair idc if it was her friends hair its like uhm hmm what about what you just said jessica?

I mean this could be a good show but having her be the one to host it and shit just ruins it.

She was very disrespectful as well in Thailand, while meditating with Monks, in a Buddhist Temple she bursts out laughing.

I found this to be a pathetic display of rude Americans, confused and making insulting and tasteless jokes.

This line was also indicative of the night: “I thought Thai massages had happy endings. I’m wondering where mine is.” Yep, Jess apparently wants a hand job

Next thing you know, Tiger Woods will be hosting a show about having good healthy marriages.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Hiedi Montag is a vapid waste of space

[this is an older article i read somewhere i dont remember but i believe it was done before the started stuffing watermelons in her bra]
I hate writing about Heidi Montag because she is such a vapid attention whore, but here goes nothin’…





Heidi Montag from MTV’s “The Hills” reveals that she wants to undergo more plastic surgery. She has already had breast implants, a nose job and lip injections, but she claims that she also would consider getting butt implants. This is what Heidi told In Touch Magazine:





“I work on my booty so hard, so that’s the one asset, literally, that I need”, Heidi said. “Butt implants are the new thing, so Kim Kardashian, watch out!”. Spencer, 24, says he adores Heidi with the booty she’s already got although he’s quick to point out that he’ll support any decision she makes. “I havn’t seen her upset a day since she had her first surgery done,” he tells In Touch. “It’s such a personal thing, I would never tell someone to do it or not to do it.”





Quite honestly I think Heidi and Spencer are making this claim simply for the attention, because Heidi’s butt is the only attractive thing on that girl.


AND EVERYBIT OF WHAT IS SAID ABOUT HER BEING A ATTENTION WHORE IS MORE THEN TRUE

cps WORLDS BIGGEST BOOBS

BE SURE TO ALSO READ WHATS BELOW THE PICTURES



Maxi Mounds has undergone plastic surgery to increase her bust size to 61MMM and each breast weights 20lbs. She has polypropylene string breast implants, which irritate the breast tissue, causing them to grow continuously as they fill with fluid. Gee that certainly sounds disgusting. String breast implants have been banned in the USA and Europe since 2001.

CPS#5Hang Mioku WORST AND VERY SHOCKING

Hang Mioku was 28 years old when she got her 1st plastic surgery procedure. For the next 20 years she couldn’t get enough, even though her face became bloated and disfigured. When her plastic surgeons finally cut her off and would no longer perform surgery on her, Hand Mioku decided to inject cooking oil into her face to keep it plump.



It cant be found what surgeries could have done this but she apparently liked having silicon injected into her face.

This next photo is
Hang Mioku after surgery to correct botched plastic surgeries and cooking oil injections


She is now 49 years old and says she would like to have her old face back.


ALL I CAN REALLY SAY: IDIOT!!!! I mean just all around stupid. And you would think that she would want to stop after seeing how fucked up it was making her look, and that she would relize they cut her off for a reason!! But no she had to go and inject cooking oil into her face!!! What in the hell.

CPS#4 JACKIE STALLONE [holy crap]

Jackie Stallone.
The mother of Sylvester Stallone.
Although she looks horrendous today, she wasnt always scary looking. Instead of just allowing herself to age gracefully or getting maybe a small procedure done she has had some of the worste work done yet. It appears that Jackie has tried everything…Facelift(s), brow lift, cheek implants, nose job and her overinflated lumpy clown lips are probably the worst lip job I’ve seen yet.

She tried to regain her youth instead of just aging gracefully as I said above. Now she looks lumpy,saggy, deformed and just plain scary. As mean as this is to say now her face would scare small children [ and me as well. If i saw her while walking down the street day or night id scream and run in terror]



On a serious note though if failed attempt after failed attempt why would someone continue to keep trying? How does a surgeon get away with such shitty work? I hope she either sued or got money back.

CPS#3 Tori Spelling

I do not know much about Tori Spelling so this entry will not be as "rich" as others.

She began her road to fame as a child have small guest spots on television.
When she was a teen she had a nose job, it went ok, unlike her boob job.
She used to have a good pair of Bcup boobs and then she got a boob job and ended up with horrible dented Ccup breasts.







I dont really have much to say on her work, mainly because its for 1 obviously and without words already obvious as to the bad quality of her boob job and 2 because I dont really know much of her and so I cant really come up with comments to say towards her.

But I will say this, although obvious, her boob job is horribly done and was entirely unneeded. Her boobs were just fine as were.

I just hope she got her money back or something to make up for the surgeons horrible and careless work. I would think she would have it fixed.

CPS#2 Tila Tequila

We all know Tila T. as the famous bisexual model[porn star, whatev u wanna see her as] from her MTV reality dating show "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila" where she had both men and women come to take a shot to end up with Tila.

Tila Tequila as anyone can obviously see is a tiny little lady, she has a small frame and she isnt the tallest around.

Tila got her 1st boob job when she first started modeling (around age 18) and went for a nice-looking large B-cup.

In this image you will see a before[after she got her Bcup but before her other breast implant] she got another boob job and became a much larger Dcup.



I dont nessecarily hate or think that her boob job was horrible or anything, but I do think that they may be just a tad to much for such a tiny figure like the one she has. The boob job was done well, they dont have deformaties or anything, they look just fine and almost natural. I dont hate, or love them on her though. I think they are fine, they didnt need to be so big but there is no harm or bad to them being so big.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Celebrity Plastic Surgerys #1

Ive decided to write a series on various celebrities and their plastic surgery adventures.
The first one is THE HILLS star HEIDI MONTAG



She had 10 procedures. She also had a back scoop WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT IT EVEN WAS!!
Now she cant hug, or jog because she is a stupid plastic freak.
She used to be a pretty girl she was just fine, her facial work is OK but her breasts are ridiculous its so stupid.
She even said
"I actually want larger breasts but I cant legally do that right now. The legal limit is 800cc and I have 700cc currently."
She looks so stupid and why in the hell would anyone want to give up being able to do simple things just to make themselves look like a stupid freak?
I decided to take a poll and see what 10 men and 10 women thought of her new...silicon.

THE WOMEN WHO LIKED IT: 0
THE MEN WHO LIKED IT: 1..he said "that's only because now she has floatation devices and I don't have to worry about hearing of another whores death for 3 straight months on the radio"
The men who HATED IT: ALL 10 OF THEM ^^^ THE GUY WHO LIKED IT WAS JOKING OBVIOUSLY ABOUT LIKING HER NEW LOOK.



I mean really give up hugging? And why does she need them so big?? Soon she wont be able to carry them around she looks sooo stupid, I guess she wants to look like this:



TOTALLY RIDICULOUS!!!!

Is she soo desperate for more media attention she feels the need to sink to such shallow motives?

What do you think??
Who else would you like to read about the plastic surgery of?
Would you ever get plastic surgery done? On what? Why?

Kareoke In China?

I dont know what to write about. But while browsing over Jazza's [the British youtuber who speaks about current events known as rhymingwithoranges] china travel YouTube I saw the karaoke video. And I started to think....

Why is KARAOKE soo big and popular in China?

On OLD DOGS [movie] there is also an obsession with Karaoke [idr if he was in japan or china though]

Monday, April 19, 2010

AUDIO CRACK? O.O

Apparently, its been reported of students; highschoolers; having hallucinations and seizure's due to listen to audio files called idosers that are made to give them the affects one has to doing drugs such as cocaine,crack,heroine ect.
Its one thing to have an illusion video that can make your eyes see things like your posters growing and seeing weird things like you used to when you were a kid and spun around for 20 minutes but to make an audio that by listening to not only gives you the effect but effects you the way or even worse then how the actual drugs do is ridiculous.

This audio file is said to be two different rhythms put together, that you must listen to with headphones. In one ear you will hear a constant ------------------ sound and in the other you will here _-_- that messes with your brain. These files are sold on a website all for them and advertised to be safe yet they are promoting a drug substitute? What the hell.

Its one thing to watch the illusion hypnotic videos but to have to stoop so low to buy this crap and have such dangerous effects its pathetic.

There are audio files for orgasm's and other various wants as well.

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CURIOUS TO THE EFFECTS OF DRUGS TO WATCH OR LISTEN TO SOMETHING THATS SUPPOSE TO GIVE YOU AN INSIGHT INTO THE EFFECTS, RATHER THEY ARE AT THE SAME LEVEL OF EFFECTION OR NOT?
AND ANY OTHER COMMENTS IDEAS DEBATES OF THE SORT.
LEMME KNOW