Ok so MANY MANY MANY people loveee twilight. But I know there are some actually SMART humans out there who know it sucks.
But a lot of people who hate twilight dont really have good reasons why, or there reason is something like
"Im so sick of everyone talking about it: oh edwards so hot!"
and those arent really reasons why twilight sucks. So here is me! Coming to give you all KNOWLEDGABLE REASONS WHY TWILIGHT SUCKERS!!!
1. THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT--sucks butt!!
I read the books and ALL I gathered was Edward is pretty much perfect and shiny and BELLA is an average clumsy girl who is obsessed with Edward.
2. THEIR RELATIONSHIP
They have NO common intrest!!! They just stare at each other and stuff, Edward only really likes her because to him she is a giant yummy cheese pizza! And to Bella, Edward is gorgeous,[which he so isnt] and thats it!
3. BELLAS OBSESSION
She ditches her friends completely for this gay vampire, and when she isnt with him all she does is sits at home and wishes she is.
4. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!
Seriously what the hell! Thats a gay guy with a bunch of glitter and to much time on his hands. DOES NOBODY REMEMBER QUEEN OF THE DAMNED NOW THAT WAS REAL VAMPIRES!
5. EDWARDS CONTROLLING
He makes ALL Bellas choices for her without even consulting her, and since shes so brainwashed by him she just goes with it! She is willing to give up everything for him and to become a vampire he wont lose a thing but he denies her that wish and just gets up and leaves her and tells her what to do!
6. HE IS A STALKER
He follows her, and watches her sleep at night thats NOT romantic thats stalker and seriously controlling boyfriend. and she thinks its romantic!? wtf! " oh you were watching me sleep thats not creepy at all!" NOT!
7. VEGETARIAN VAMPIRE? WHAT THE HELL!
Thats just stupid I dont even know how to go on that.
8. TWILIGHT, AND WHAT IT REALLY IS (One of my favorites)
It sells millions, and its about a 109 year old guy trying to fuck a 16 yr old. PEDOPHILE. thats sad how that just makes girls swooon. If your that desperate wow just become a hooker now.
9. DOES NOBODY REMEMBER WHEN THERE WAS AN INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE AND A QUEEN OF THE DAMNED.
Now also STEPHEN KING had also done an interview, and he said stephanie meyer was a bad writer, and so then his fans who loved twilight suddenly hate him. HE IS ENTITLED TO HIS OPINION YOU SLUTS! Just because he doesnt believe what you do is no reason to hate someone with actual taste!!
" Oh edwards real how could u say that about himn" HE ISNT REAL! GOD!
AND NUMBER 10!
IT WAS ALL TOGETHER WRITTEN HORRIBLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STEPHANIE WRITES LIKE A PREPUBE-ESSENT TEEN GIRL WHOSE OBSESSED WITH A BOY!!
Also the cast selection is rather sad yet very ironic. Robert Pattison [ aka Edward Cullen] is in real life a drunk as his on screen love and real life love Kirsten[kristen whataver] [aka bella swan] is a pothead. I guess they are perfect for one another.
What is your debate/thoughts on twilight?
